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Fifty Bucks is Fifty Bucks

by oasisdayspa.com on 07/14/2012 - 01:25 am
Category: Just For Fun



Ed and his wife Norma go to the state fair every year,
And every year Ed would say,

" Norma, I'd like to ride in that helicopter "

Norma always replied,

" I know Ed , but that helicopter ride is fifty bucks,

And fifty bucks is fifty bucks! "

One year Ed and Norma went to the fair, and Ed said,

" Norma, I'm 75 years old.

If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance"

To this, Norma replied,

" Ed, that helicopter ride is fifty bucks, and fifty bucks is fifty bucks"

The pilot overheard the couple and said,

" Folks I'll make you a deal. I'll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and don't say a word I ...

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Blond Joke

by oasisdayspa.com on 07/14/2012 - 01:24 am
Category: Just For Fun



 

 


Two blonds were sipping their Starbucks when a truck
went past loaded up with rolls of sod.


"I'm going to do that when I win the lottery," announced Blond #1.
"Do what?" asked Blond #2.



"Send my lawn out to be mowed."

Nothing's Wrong

by oasisdayspa.com on 07/13/2012 - 01:26 am
Category: Just For Fun



 

Jesus and the Democrat - Joke

by oasisdayspa.com on 07/13/2012 - 01:26 am
Category: Just For Fun



 
























"JESUS AND THE DEMOCRAT"


            I hope you get a smile out of this one. (I don't care what party you  like, this one's funny!!)


A Republican, in a wheelchair, entered a restaurant one afternoon and  asked the waitress for a cup of coffee. The Republican looked across the restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus sitting over there?"   The waitress nodded "yes," so the Republican requested that she give  Jesus a cup of coffee, on him.


The next patron to come in was a Libertarian, with a hunched back. He  shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat down, and asked the waitress for a  cup of hot tea. He also glanced across t ...

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